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Hilarity ensues!

Moustaches and musicals combine: with sexy results.

The greatest clock movie ever made. No shit.

A feast for the senses!

This is VITAL INFORMATION. Watch and obtain enlightenment. Absoloutley, without a doubt the greatest clock movie EVER.

Sorry, not a big fan of logos =(

I mean if it were a crest or a badge then I could forgive it, but please, a LOGO production? I just can't stand to see the two words together. I just can't stand to see people (such as myself) who do not like logos being discriminated against. You, my good man, are a racist.

Logos are described as: "Short for "logotype." Sign, name, or trademark of an institution, firm, or publication, consisting of letter forms borne on one printing plate or piece of type." I can't see how a film being made under the name of 'logo productions' can claim to be called that when, in fact, the product costs LESS than the actual claim.

The document in question was not copywrited under the name 'logo productions' and therefore cannot be sold under that name, any idiot can see that the movie does not directly or indirectly link to the copywrited term and/or it's rightful owners.

You will be hearing shortly from my solicitors.

MACception responds:

It's "Logo Presents"

and...WHAT?!?!?

VOTE 5 GERMAINE IS EATING SEMEN!

I can imagine you at the drawing board, wondering what to make next. "Oh! I got it! Germaine gets splooged all over her chest!" No, but seriously, I'm really impressed with how you managed to make such a plausable storyline on how to end up with this image. a BOX OF CHOCOLATES WITH SPUNK IN THE MIDDLE oh well done, a stroke of fucking genius! This film is devoid of any humour, the animation was unbearable and the whole thing was just another predictably shoddy, churned out for the masses IWP nightmare.

Fuck Foamy.

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I think I'll review this movie with all 10s.

Jib is a dark lord

Jib sure gave those locks a good kicking. I didn't even know he had feet.

HydraulicCat responds:

Thx Comrade CrustClock,
I'm Glad you enjoyed.

This just oozes quality!

You have a real talent, the music fitted great and this is a really novel idea for a flash. A sort of lord of the flies but with c/locks. Don't forget to add me ;)

~Crust

Barrel of laughs

wait... isn't leek irish?

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

I thought he was british, but I suppose he could be. Sucks to be Ireland though, poor fuckers. Well, at least they have better motivation for wanting to be free of british oppression than because some rich white slave owners don't want to pay taxes.

Why make such a hissy fit over a stupid joke?

This flash was completely unecessary. It was just a fad. Its natural that some people won't enjoy the movies but making this movie was a real mistake.

This is a sad day for the whole flash community :(

I mean, he wasn't very good at flash, and sure, he was an arrogant prick but this is still a small, tiny, teeny weeny, loss.

Strawberry Clock is the King of the Portal.

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